Slow Down! Your going to fast

I just got the internets to upload onto my computer. What a waste of my god damn time! This is more of a waste than Japanese class. I tried saving it to my 5.23" floppy (he he he not that 5.23 floppy) and it crashed my Leading Edge 486. Bastards!I mean, hang on there I gotta fart....there it is. Ok, wiat....ok I am done. I mean this internet thing talks faster than that damn jap bitch Hochyugaku or whatever the fuck her name was. She was going faster then one of them shikazoes, you know them fast bullet-esque trains they gots there in Japans. I mean god, can we just take it like the 50's, nice and slow. I mean garrr! Damn her and damn the emperor that fast talking bastard, to many sylabys and shit. Oh god i am gassy. And them bastards in my class, they all think so fast! RAAAAR! I bet it was the internets that made them speak so fast! Those sly dogs, they are as bad on what's her face Kojusan or fucking hirohitosama! I got a japanese sentence for you "go-u fuck-u your-u self-u!" Yeah, America rocks!

Anyways back to the internets! You fuckers talk like fucking fuck! I mean it like hey john "1 1z b t3h pwnz0rs". What the fuck all i understood is that you are young and retarded. I got a sentence for you interweb dweebs "6f73 87fgr2 3848hf". am I 1337s or what! I think the internet gives me gas. That or Japanese class.

Well i think i may drop the internets like i dropped JAPA 2200B. Unversity, that's for commies and the liberal media elite. Japs talk to fast and now matter what they say the internet is for furries and other such communists


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