You goddamn kids and your music!

I went to a "trip and hop" show last night. What the hell was that?! You damn kids and your shitty music. It was all repetitive like the japs and goddamn it was too damn fast! All those scrubby looking criddlers were drinking their "beers" and wearing their "cool" clothes (read "fucker hats"). And there was some skinny guy named r2d2.







If you advertise r2d2 I wanna see a fucking robot! I wanna her beeps and booops not me looking at some skinny guy ruining records. WHAT IS WITH YOU KIDS! I was raised to believe that if i so much as breathed on a record my penis would fall off. Well, this guy probably has a void down their that not even John Holmes could fill. All them light were giving me a headache. I didn't pay 25 dollars to get a headache. I wanted to do that i would get a prostitute and have her hit me with a 13" black dildo! I hate you damn kids, you and your fast ass music. Where's the bluegrass? Where's the bagpipes? You kids and your electron Music. Look at me I can use e-mail to write a song in dos. Oh Wait that's not music! It's a frigging sound repeated in a pattern. These damn hop head must have been on the "devils grass" cause you would have to be high to put up with that clap trapping Japanese sounding fast music.

I've said it before and i will say it again

SLOW DOWN GODDAMN IT, I AM COMPLETELY LOST HERE! I DON"T EVEN KNOWS WHATS GOING ON!