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SINCE YOU CZNT FIGUER IT OUT!!!!! ORDER OF Jon's HATE!!!!

Remember, alwyas carry protection when in a strange cunt

Boxing Day More like SHut the FUck up Day!

Communists! All these stores are nothing but commies! I went to go browse for a new black and white television ( I hate anything coloured) and BAH! Nothing ! Not one black and white tlelvision! Colour Hifi WIfi modem HDDTV HGTV with CTV and WDRSQY! I want vacuum tubes and BW. Too much to ask! 13" (like me ;)) and VTBW. ANd there was all these people in the storre. I was like a tokyo subway when then emperor is in town!

My new goal in life is to kill boxing day. See boxing is a good sport by i no longer wish to see its good name besmerched by this commufestivus! No boxing day by 2010! That's my campaign promise. THat's right Jon is running for Parliament!@ I will win and they will all look up to me like the power rangers look up to Zordo.



After all this Liberal Paul Martin BS, I went to wendy's to get a Spicy Chocken Sammich ans a bakked pototae (i'm on the atkins)! BUt NO! THEY DIDNT HAVE ONE READY! FAST FOOD is sposda be fast people!@Other wise, I'd go down to my ex wife's house and make her make me so goddamn wings andf shit! And NO FUCKING POTOTAES! What rthe hell! RAAAAAAAAAAAAWRG! I threw A beer bottle at the immignt and told him to make me triple but with 8 patties on the fucking house! and put some hot sauce on it Hajib!!!!! So i got my essential meats but am had to go to the LCBO for a box of wine! AAnd it was full priced, If I haver to suffer threw coxing day well my wine should be cheap!

This is what I did to that bitch Wendy and her fat dad, Jim or what ever his name is!



I'm not the first one in my familt to run (figuratively) for office.

Why I can't Vote...

Well those damned liberals...

They ruined my thanksgiving again.

You see election time is coming soon to a school gymnasium near you (jock-straps are optional... I'll be wearing mine)

Well last year Jon got a big fine by that pussy whipped unholy sepulchre of the evil liberjew governance.

and why you may ask?? Because I ate ballots... they are made of a delicious substrate that draws out voters.. .and sadly since it is now illegal I will be too hungry to vote this year.

Sample made by me:
The counterfoil adds a new dimension of krispieness to the delicious ballot.

Life isn't easy... and now it just got harder for me... FUCK I'm handicapped you know, I need to eat more than a regular man because of my gout.

Back in the olden-days they used to make the ballots scratch and sniff-- so you could sniff out a Jew running for office... they got rid of that one too... and now that you can't even eat the ballot afterwards-- it's sacrilegious as my gatineau friends tell me in their heathen tongue.

Well it's for the better anyway, not like anyone I would vote for is running... Chairman Mao was the finest gentleman ever, and ever since he ran... voting has been hard.

Here is a little illustration I made to make things a little more clear:



Wait a second... Cletus (who is overlooking my head and shoulders) is saying that mao was a communist? I find that one hard to believe because that super fag Jackmeoff LayTONE is a stupid NDP commufag from fag village.

and evidence 3f - layton's cam"pain" poster:


So screw the election.... or screw my erection... it's all too fast for me-- god damn Adrienne Clarkson and her illegitament child Kelly

God Damn

This boy sure know how to dress...


I'm feelin a little blood flow down there... woo I didn't eat those spicy wings, but it sure is gettin hot in heer.