Paris on my tv and my best friend died: two evils in the world beside you fucking kids

Well, today is a sad day. I day so sad that it makes bigdigger not so pic, if you know what i mean. No, i didn't lose weight, i just can't get it up. You fucking bastards are going to fast god damn it! You killed the pope and made paris hilton famous. You stupid kids. That sharp faced whore should not be famous. She moves to fast and her face is too sharp. You could get cut and die of blood loss on that bitches face god damn it!



How is she famous! I have sex tapes and i am not famous. My 1996 NAMBLA megamix tape was downloaded only 2nd to Pam and Tommy (more than Gay-aris Fagilton). This country moves too fast and missed the genius that it my ouevre!
Enough of the sharp faced whore, on to JPII

I hope the internet police aren't reading this but i think i killed the pope. That's what happens when you go to fast. Yes, Jon went to fast for Jon. I was like a 28.8k modem in a 14.4 world.

look at the evidence:




there is the offender JOn Q what's my name. I had caught the FIV from my neighbors fast moving cat. Yes, I caught the pussy disease (feline immunodefiency virus). Fucking cats always quickly sneaking about like commies. They are always trying to steal my food, like my first wife. I had to lock her in the basement so i could eat my Quintuple quarter pounder with cheese gravy and crack baby super super sized meal with out some jap bitch stelaing my fries. Jon's fries are his and his alone. If you steal a fry, expect to lose a hand. I am fucking fast like the young peoples music if i have to be.

So RIP JP II, my negro. Best Popery of Jon's life (well, maybe Pius X)

and PDN (please die now) paris "my face is so sharp that shit cuts you through the tv" ramada