Who wants a Big McJon?

HEY!

Well let me talk about something near and dear to my heart... my gut.
I have a fuck'n problem with food these days- everything is cheap, small portions, and low everything!

When I go out and spend my hard earned cheque- I want to get my MONEYS WORTH YOU FUCKING MORONS!!

It's hard enough to have read off the menu aloud- and have to deal with the stares of all those ignorant fools... it's also really hard to keep up with fucking waiter who can't even slow down for 5 god damned minutes to tell me what the soup du Jewer is.

Well let me tell you something- I HAVE had my fill of the midget food everyone is trying to stuff down my gizzard hole.

First let me show you the evidence-- see illustration 1a


(illustration 1a)

Look at how small that burger is! It's tiny- I remember when Big Macs used to be big!!-- like HUGE! Check them out now... It's so small that this shrimp-like man is almost able to stuff the whole thing in his mouth- that isnt a meal! If I wanted to, I could fit that mans head in my mouth you bitch.

So let me tell you my solution I am opening up a fast food restaurant in my summer home in Kanata. We will only serve one item and that is the Big McJon-

Have a look see:


SO Finally gentlemen with discerning tastes can get a decent meal without having to suffer- I will offer private eating rooms in my restaurant so you can eat in privacy. I will offer all handicapped size bathrooms. and NO REFUNDS on anything. No ethnicities of any kind allowed, and no handitards and hell-- no women.

If you mention this blog I will give you a free massage.
Well I am off to eat my Big Mcjon-- the most delicious meat on earth.