...Speaking of Sex Tapes!!!

Well those internets have done it.... after reviewing my review that ebaum jew stole my sex video and put a clip of big jon on the web... let me tell you this is the gold standard for all self-sex tapes. I give it an 11.326 out of 10.... Yeah it's that good- a little bit of my ancient aramaic dance moves to some hot rap track just blows the clothes off the 16 and under!!

Woo I'm so hot-- production value is a 20... me shaving my beard took 12 years off my age!

Fellers... I suggest not watching this because you are guaranteed to turn gay for me.... sorry.

Well Bratz here is the cure for menopause Jon style